Brazos River
Houston, Texas
August 2007
John Rich
JohnRich3@sbcglobal.net
The Brazos River is the longest river entirely within the state of Texas,
at 700 miles long, running from far north Texas all the way down to the
Gulf of Mexico. On Sunday, August 26, I canoed a 14-mile section of the
Brazos with my girlfriend Kay.
First up is a map of the section we paddled, showing the canoe route,
and the roads used for the truck shuttle route. The general area is between
the cities of Hempstead to the north, and San Felipe. The blue line is
the Brazos River, and the thick blue line is the 14-mile section of this
trip.

The take-out point was the Farm-to-Market road FM-1458, which runs by
the little historic town of San Felipe. We parked the pick-up there, and
then headed north. We put-in at the FM-529 bridge crossing. The Brazos
serves as the county line between Waller and Austin Counties. Both of
these bridge crossings have public parking underneath, and are frequented
by fishermen.
The water level (see chart below) has dropped well below the near-flood
stage that was reached from the record rainfalls of the previous months.
At 23 feet, there is still several miles-per-hour of current so that you
get a leisurely float without a lot of paddling, and no scraping bottom
anywhere. There were also almost no obstacles in the channel, except for
just a couple of logs sticking up out of the water. The danger lies along
the shoreline, where severe erosion has collapsed riverbanks, dumping
lots of trees into the water.

When I scouted the take-out and put-in locations two weeks earlier for
suitability, I came across this muddy scene, below, at FM-529:

This pickup truck was mired down to the frame in deep mud. So, I resolved
that I would portage the canoe and gear across that stretch, about 100’
to the water. But when we arrived two weeks later, the truck was gone
and the mud had hardened, so we got to pull up right next to the riverbank.
Photo: The happy couple and dog at the FM-529 put-in site, about to hit
the river. As you can see from the water in the background, it was very
muddy water, due to the erosion from recent heavy rainfall.

The put-in and take-out were both muddy, and required lowering and pulling
the canoe down and up 15' mud slopes. That part was an absolute mess.
After getting into the boat, we immediately did some housekeeping to clean
up, using the bailing sponge to clean the boat deck, and dipping our feet
over the sides to wash them in the river.
Photo: Kay and the wonder dog, Truman, in the front of the boat. The
willow-lined banks are typical for this area. The water was calm, but
moving nicely. And Kay already has mud splattered on her shirt from getting
down the mud bank into the boat.

Yes, she really wore earrings on the river. Don’t ask me why. It’s
a woman thing that I don’t understand. To me, it just seems like
a good way to lose jewelry.
After cleanup, we immediately got down to the serious leisure of drifting
with the current. Kay sat in the bottom using the thwart and a PFD as
a backrest to enjoy the sights, while I stayed seated up high for steering.
The current was moving at just the right speed, maybe 2-3 mph, so that
all we had to do was float and enjoy the sights, and dip the paddle occasionally
to steer. Sometimes I even let ourselves go sideways just out of sheer
laziness, and because there was no reason not to. There were almost zero
hazards to be seen, except along the shorelines where severe erosion from
recent flooding has dumped trees down into the river. We covered the 14-miles
in 6 hours with hardly any paddling, and that included an hour break for
lunch and relaxation on a sandbar.
Just a short distance downstream from FM-529 we discovered a cow which
had fallen off the dirt cliff at the edge of the river, and was now trapped
at the bottom with no way to get back up (photo below). The cell phone
worked, so the sheriff was notified, and asked to pass the word to the
rancher of that land. We’ve been curious ever since if the owner
was able to rescue that big critter somehow. That cow needed to go swimming
to escape from there…

Birds were scarce, except for several large flocks of egrets and black
birds, roosting in
trees. We didn't even see any herds of cows from the adjacent pastures,
but we could hear amorous bulls braying now and then.
This stretch of water is very rural, with no buildings visible anywhere
until you get to San Felipe. The tree-lined shores give the illusion of
wilderness, while in fact, there
is farmland and pastures just behind the shoreline trees. We didn't see
another boat or person for the entire trip. While it was nothing exciting
or glamorous, it was nevertheless a very pleasant day on the water.
The most amazing part of the trip was watching geology in action. While
eating lunch on a sandbar, I heard a crashing sound, and thought it to
be thunder. But scanning the sky found no thunderstorms anywhere on the
horizon. I dismissed it as some distant farm noise. Then it happened again,
and I saw dirt on the opposite riverbank falling into the water. Aha!
The source of the noise was identified. Over the next half-hour, we witnessed
about eight mudslides as the riverbank gave way and crashed into the water,
some of them big enough to send waves all the way across the river to
crash into our sandbar. It reminded us of images of Alaskan glaciers "calving"
as huge chunks fall off into the water to create icebergs.
Photo: Kay and Truman play in the water across from the mud cliffs where
landslides were occurring:

A second interesting phenomenon was upwellings of water, which would
suddenly appear on the surface, sometimes right next to the canoe. It
was as if a giant whale was about to broach the surface, as a big circular
pillow of water would appear and send tiny waves radiating outwards in
all directions. I now understand that these are called “boils”,
caused by some obstacle underwater, which deflects water upward.
What was weird is that the boils would appear suddenly and then vanish
again. It wasn't a fixed pattern that was there all the time, like a pillow
of water flowing over a rock. You would be paddling along in smooth water,
and a boil would just pop up out of nowhere, and then a few seconds later,
vanish again.
There was yet a third phenomenon, in addition to the landslides and the
boils. This one I dubbed "dancing trees". This involved trees
in the water, either upright or leaning over, which had fallen into the
river from riverbank erosion caused by the recent flooding (photo below).
The force of the water current pushing against the tree trunks would cause
them to bend slightly, to the limits of their
elasticity.
Then a point was reached where the trunk could bend no further, and the
tree trunk would recoil and spring backwards against the current. This
set up a continuous rhythmic cycle of flexing back and forth. The branches
higher up on the tree would respond with the trunk, and because they were
further out, the slight movement of the trunk was greatly exaggerated
by the time it reached the ends of the limbs. Thus, the entire tree would
seem to be dancing and waving, all generated by only a few inches of movement
down at the waterline. It was fascinating to watch, and the movement seemed
almost inexplicable, as if some great beast had a hold of the tree roots
underwater, shaking it in its powerful jaws.
A shady lunch of sandwiches and beer, on a wide sand bar on the inside
of a bend:

Me, going crazy over a soft shell turtle found lying way up high on the
sandbar, away from the water:

I actually thought this little fellow was dead at first. He was a long
way from the water, and he wasn’t moving. But when I prodded him
with my foot, I saw his eyes move. So after examining this unique creature
up close, I carried him down to the waterline, and he hurriedly scurried
back into the depths, seemingly no worse for the land excursion. The shell,
despite the name, was only soft around the edges, and firm in the middle.
He had webbed feet, and a cute little pig-like snorkel nose for breathing
while floating just under the surface. Yertle the turtle was unaggressive
and never tried to bite me.


Found on the sand bar: a cluster of pink feathers. So the question is,
what kind of bird did these come from? I can’t imagine flamingos
on the Brazos. What other kinds of birds have pink feathers and would
be seen in this area? How about a roseate spoonbill?
Captain John cools off in the river, with claws into the river gravel,
to keep from being swept away with the current:

A flock of egrets, roosting lazily in the trees, takes flight as we drift
by:
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Now for some photos of riverbank erosion from the heavy rainfall and
corresponding high water levels. This first one shows dirt and trees collapsing
into the river:

Here is an aerial photo of our lunch sandbar, where the riverbank was
falling into the river, showing just how close a nearby road is coming
to getting swallowed up:

This one shows irrigation pipes from the San Felipe golf course, dangling
in the void, where part of the golf course has disappeared into the river.
“Fore!”
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And saving the best one for last, here we have a home structure on a
concrete slab about to fall into the river. The dirt under the edge of
the slab has been washed away, and some of the footings are now suspended
in mid-air. It appears to be a cabin built around a double-decker bus.

The FM-1458 take-out bridge appears up ahead, at San Felipe, the site
of the first Anglo-American settlement in Texas. You can still find pieces
of broken porcelain ware in the area from Texas’ first settlers,
dating back to the 1820’s.


Captain John; head propulsion, photographer, chef and navigator, at the
helm of a camera while the boat is adrift:
Truman the wonder dog, in charge of entertainment, poses at the helm:

P.S. An 85-lb. dog shifting from side-to-side in the canoe can cause
a disconcerting change in the center of balance! He doesn’t tip
us over, but it sure makes us worry a bit.
Yawn… All this
excitement
just makes me want to take a nap: