1. Put the flask in the dry bag, not loose in the boat. Your Absolut absolutely
     will sink and disappear when you flip the canoe.

2. Pack pies in water-proof, sealed containers unless you like feeding the ducks.

3. Dry bags are not always dry. Double-bag everything.

4. When you hang your clothes out to dry, take them off the line before you go to sleep.

5. Ask for directions before you head out on a shuttle.

6. A cell phone isn't much help if no one has your number.

7. Advice from a friend: To be a good tandem paddler, "..paddle hard and don't talk."

8. Unlike backpacking, packing light is not the total goal (i.e, take extra clothes).

9. Attach all baggage to the canoe with straps that unlock easily under water.

10. Don't trust the weather forecast.

11. Leave extra clothes and shoes in the car for the trip home so you don't have to
     drive home wet.

12. Sometimes you have to get cold to appreciate warmth. A cozy sleeping bag is one of
     life's great pleasures.

13. Above all else, when your things get tough, when a chapter of life closes
     so hard it squeezes your heart,
            it is time to go to the river.